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April 21, 2011

Let this be a lesson: rooting for the Dodgers will ruin your marriage. (Image: Reed Saxon - AP)

Dear Tommy,

I know it’s hard. Mommy and Daddy have been fighting, and you’re confused. You’re scared. But we’re going to send you to stay with your Uncle Bud for a while, until things get settled. Really, it’s for the best. The important thing to remember is, it’s not your fault.


Oh, never mind. It’s just no fun. This isn’t how I want to see the Dodgers humiliated, in some lame divorce proceeding. That’s like Hitler going to jail for an unpaid parking ticket. (No, that is not hyperbole.)

Anyway, kinda puts my whining about an under-performing prospect getting sent down in perspective.

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