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June 19, 2011

I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted on here, but I made up this game where you take a shot of mescaline every time the Giants start Aaron Rowand at DH and squander an excellent performance from their starting pitcher, and I just woke up in a hotel room, wrapped in a Native American blanket, surrounded by fourteen bikini-clad female midgets. I’ll write more as soon as I figure out what that smell is.

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