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The Biggest Series Of The Year Until The Next One

August 20, 2012

This is it. It’s what we wanted. Oh, sure, in the dream scenario Wilson’s elbow is intact, Lincecum isn’t doing a spot-on Brett Tomko, Melky doesn’t moonlight as a webmaster, etc. There’s been stuff. But overall, this is the script. Giants/Dodgers/D-Backs neck-and-neck. Two will enter, one will leave.

Because you never want the Dodgers to be bad. That’s no fun. You want them to be good: good enough to force the LA fanbase to put down their beachballs; good enough to cause a stirring in the place where Tommy Lasorda’s genitals used to be before his front-butt swallowed them whole; good enough to be thisclose only to have it snatched away. Unfortunately what that means is a lot of sweat and elevated heart rates and “Fuck you Kemp!”s. You hope it’s all worth it; you hope to God.

You still haven’t deleted that mental image, have you?

Nine games, including three to end the season. That’s where it will be decided. There, and the other games against the other teams.

Deep breath. Beat LA.

4 Comments leave one →
  1. ernie sandwich permalink
    August 20, 2012 8:06 am

    f- blowcy the spineless pos manager.

  2. August 20, 2012 8:51 am

    The “front butt” jab killed me. TeeHee

  3. GamerBabe from Halfmoon Bay permalink
    August 20, 2012 7:51 pm

    Well, you pretty much got what you asked for… After that Ramirez HR, you could just sense the rising hope amongst the Dodger fans, visions of comebacks dancing in their heads, until Javi snatched it away from them. And laughed. Probably.

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